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ING, the new sponsor for the storied Bay to Breakers race (this coming Sunday, for those of you not paying attention), has forbidden certain traditional B2B activities.
Of course they're a Respectable Financial Services company, so for the sake of propriety, they've forbidden alchohol and nudity. Such things don't play in Peoria. You can't be a respectable financial services company and have drunken nakedness in your race! Still, do you really think anyone is going to listen to their pleas of dismay? No. This is San Fran-freaking-sisco. Every day is Halloween, and we're gonna let it all hang out because that's tradition for the Bay-to-Breakers! And that's one of the reasons you left Peoria anyway, right?
Someone ought to build a float featuring a gigantic orange lion, and ride naked atop the thing swilling a daquari. Someone hot, that is.
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I don't attend the Bay to Breakers myself, by the way. I'm just a Friday-afternoon sidewalk quarterback, to mangle a metaphor.
That is all.
Of course they're a Respectable Financial Services company, so for the sake of propriety, they've forbidden alchohol and nudity. Such things don't play in Peoria. You can't be a respectable financial services company and have drunken nakedness in your race! Still, do you really think anyone is going to listen to their pleas of dismay? No. This is San Fran-freaking-sisco. Every day is Halloween, and we're gonna let it all hang out because that's tradition for the Bay-to-Breakers! And that's one of the reasons you left Peoria anyway, right?
Someone ought to build a float featuring a gigantic orange lion, and ride naked atop the thing swilling a daquari. Someone hot, that is.
</rant>
I don't attend the Bay to Breakers myself, by the way. I'm just a Friday-afternoon sidewalk quarterback, to mangle a metaphor.
That is all.
snarky
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While I support both activities, I'd be happy to lobotomize anyone who chooses to booze out of glass bottles. The B2B route is like a fucking mine field the next day with huge drifts of broken beer bottles left behind from the street cleaners. That part sucks majorly.
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wtf?!
but no pets or rollerblading or anything like that? fuckers.
this isn't the boston marathon.. it's supposed to be FUN!
Harrumph!
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In general I find it odd that ING is the new sponsor since they sold off most of their S.F. divisions about six years ago to ABN AMRO. ING doesn't have a huge presence in the Bay Area anymore, so why sponsor a race here? Eh, oh well.
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