Battles with Integrity

ING, the new sponsor for the storied Bay to Breakers race (this coming Sunday, for those of you not paying attention), has forbidden certain traditional B2B activities.

Of course they're a Respectable Financial Services company, so for the sake of propriety, they've forbidden alchohol and nudity. Such things don't play in Peoria. You can't be a respectable financial services company and have drunken nakedness in your race! Still, do you really think anyone is going to listen to their pleas of dismay? No. This is San Fran-freaking-sisco. Every day is Halloween, and we're gonna let it all hang out because that's tradition for the Bay-to-Breakers! And that's one of the reasons you left Peoria anyway, right?

Someone ought to build a float featuring a gigantic orange lion, and ride naked atop the thing swilling a daquari. Someone hot, that is.

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I don't attend the Bay to Breakers myself, by the way. I'm just a Friday-afternoon sidewalk quarterback, to mangle a metaphor.

That is all.