Battles with Integrity

Here's a few odd ducks or should-haves (you pick):

V for Vandetta - as directed by Martin Scorsese. I dunno, it just seems *right*.
The Tuxedo - as directed by Wes Anderson. It was a silly concept, and after seeing The Life Aquatic, maybe something more could have been put into it.
Clue - as directed by John Carpenter. It'd have a lot more guns, I'm sure ("they're comin' out of the walls! They're comin' out of the goddamn walls!")
Marie Antoinette - as directed by Akira Kirosawa. In the same vein of Throne of Blood perhaps? Maybe that's not historically fair...
Richard III - as directed by Sofia Coppola. I don't know what to say about that.
Grease - as directed by Spike Lee. Probably the only re-make I'd pay full admission to see.
The Last Samurai - as directed by Clint Eastwood, mostly because he never would have picked Tom Cruise.