Battles with Integrity

I apologize in advance, but I am about to be insufferable in my smug happiness. Also, I regret that I may annoy those who have not the tremendous fortune that I have. Still, I hope that on this, the arbitrary day of emotive bliss (or emotional blackmail, if you prefer to see it that way), I can be excused for bragging because I was greeted this morning by this:



Nobody else I know is getting up an hour early to make special hot breakfast for their valentine. I feel impossibly lucky.